we told you co-dependency rocked and you smiled and you nodded. well, now, we're taking to co-dependency to the next level. this is kellyem
, channeling ms. pop_tarts
it happened like this:lise:
oh! dude. kel:
you have to ghost-write an LJ entry for me. kel:
with these topics:
a. the grammys: why do I hate myself. seriously, I watch any and every awards show each and every year, and every time: "I'll drink next time". and never do. what's worse, I always tape the whole goddamned thing. which is to say, I taped the whole thing.kellyem says: lise hates awards shows a lot. but she also loooooves pain. she has a whole song and dance that she does about how when you're on the brink of throwing yourself out of a twenty story building, there's nothing left for you to do but watch the 2001 MTV VMAs. she promised me once that she'd come visit and we'd watch them and get drunk and watch porn, but she's a fucking liar because she hasn't yet.
b. rock your body: is still my favorite JrT song. which makes me think of Junior Mr. T. which is such a bad headspace.lise would like you to pretend that she hasn't thought of justin as a serial killer, a blushing bride and a mother with a miscarriage, all in the last two months. she'd like you to pretend like the picture of justin in her head with a couple extra layers of bling is something alarming, but we know it really isn't at all.
also, her favorite part of "rock your body" is have you nekkid by the end of this song and her favorite color is pink and if she could go on a dream date with justin timberlake, they'd go to waffle house.
c. tickets! tickets tickets tickets. kel can fill you in, as she's the man with the plan. note to self: find someone willing to talk your ass out of going to tacoma *too*. kellyem says: well, hey! stripified portland, also known at the cult leader and the porn star 2003 will be attended by a lise and also by a kel. and also quite a few other people that we're quite excited about seeing.
if you want us, we'll be in section 118, row b. we also aspire to follow the cult across country borders to vancouver, and lise told me specifically to strongly encourage certain people to give into the beat and come see what all the shadow puppets are all about.
and she's gonna have to find someone else to talk us out of going to tacoma, because it ain't gonna be me.
d. tickets! I'm almost more excited to see christina twice than Junior Mr. T. kellyem says: this one pretty much speaks for itself. we love justin, we also love tits. the end.lise:
there you gokel:
write me an lj entry? oh! also. something about the marriage story. and how its stalled due to excessive acid flashbacks. and we're also excited about the commitment ceremony!kellyem says: i'll kick her ass on the marriage story. because i do kick her ass. pretty much whenever i feel like it. and also, we've decided to register our committment at ticketmaster.com, so please don't hesitate to show your joy over the fact that we've decided to take our co-dependency to the next level.
and i'm out. the real lise will return soon. i hope. i miss her, too. more than y'all. because i'm uppity like that.