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[pop_tarts]

I know I don't post much here, and that's because I haven't written anything in a long while, but sometimes, sometimes there are things you have to share, for the good of humanity. from a review of JC's club show:

I finally was able to read what JC's jacket said in the opening number "ADIDAS," - "I sold my soul to the beat '03".

has anyone seen chris since the '03 vmas? no? you know why? we hesitated, and now it's too late.

Comments

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

the BEAT. he sold his soul to the BEAT. i swear to god, it doesn't get any better than this.

[ms-nerd.livejournal.com]

You're SO right!!

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

What, I don't have enough terror in my life without popstars obligingly bowing to your will? Dammit.

*shivers*

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

yes, but, if jc is going to obligingly bow to anybody's will, don't you think it ought to ours, though?

[bossymarmalade.livejournal.com]

True enough. It'll probably keep him from embarassing himself in any awful ways.

[throughadoor.livejournal.com]

... the first thing to go is going to be about half those dancers, i tell you that.

[smartlikejustin.livejournal.com]

No. Club show. The first thing to go is *all* those dancers.

arena show in a box!

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Shit, when was the last time Chris was seen? I'm sure there's been something since then...

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

oops, posted too soon.

And Wade was at one of JC's shows. He hasn't gotten away, after all.

[pop-tarts.livejournal.com]

I'm telling you. if we go to nevada, and wander around the desert, eventually we'll find an old bomb shelter, leading to the BEAT.

Wade will be there, and Lynn will be there, and JC, apparently, will be there.

[erilyn.livejournal.com]

hides from your icon

Is no one safe from him?

[thebasseffect.livejournal.com]

*snort* That's one of the best things I've seen all year.