pop_tarts: justin/lance (soinlov)
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so [livejournal.com profile] girlcakes said: okay, there's this joke. I need to find my mic and make a sound file so I can send it. cause it's just as many people as are in a room, yelling "I'M HARRY POTTER!" over and over in really cracked-out voices, and then variations on that. "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY WAND?" "I CAN DO MAGIC SPELLS!" "I LIKE TO SUCK WIZARD COCK!"
and then [livejournal.com profile] pop_tarts said: "I LIKE TO SUCK WIZARD COCK!" is pretty funny all on it's own..
[livejournal.com profile] girlcakes: cause it's one of those things that *only* gets funnier. this started in November, and it's exponentially funnier now.
[livejournal.com profile] pop_tarts: right, yeah. *g* hee. like the cult of timberlake. Justin sucks wizard cock!
and at some point they dragged in [livejournal.com profile] kellyem to bring the JC and then there was, uh



"Dude, how can you DO that to--"

"He's just like any other guy, JC," Justin said. "Don't be so biased."

"He's so not, J," Lance said. "He's so underaged it's not funny. Well, it is funny? but only to sick people."

Chris raised his hand. "Me and Joe just had a vote: it's funny."

Justin scowled at them all. "You guys, after everything we've all been through, I'd think you'd be the last to try and judge our love!" Justin's voice cracked on the last word, and he had to take a moment to blink away the tears.

"Judge?" Lance said, laughing. "Man, you think this is judgment? Judgment would me making you wash your mouth out with soap or somethin'. This is just mid-tour amusement."

"Actually, the soap thing--" JC started.

Chris grabbed JC and steered him towards the door. "Time and place, JC. We talked about this."

Meanwhile Harry was sitting on the couch with Joey, fiddling with someone's Gameboy. "I don't mind, really," he said. "Besides, the age of consent is much lower in England..."

"Yeah, that's great!" Chris called over his shoulder, just before shutting the door behind him. Joey muttered something about being left to de-lamb the room.

Justin wiped his eyes a few times. "You wanna go somewhere else, Harry?"

Harry let out a little yelp as he scored another point. Lance leaned over, resting his chin on Harry's neck. "Howya doing, champ?" Lance said casually.

"I, er. I just defeated that fellow in level five, but if you want..." Lance's breath was even on Harry's shoulder, and almost as warm as the look in Justin's eyes.

Justin glared at Lance. "Maybe we'd better. You can bring the Gameboy," and ignored Joey's mild warning about taking Chris's things without asking.

Lance shrugged, smiled wide and showing teeth. "Aww," Lance said. "Y'all have to go so soon?"

"Justin, you promised I'd get to meet your friends."

Justin tugged harry away from Lance, who was practically smelling the boy. "Not this one."

"Well, I guess you'd know better than I would. Regardless, it was excellent meeting both of you chaps." Joey shook Harry's hand politely, but Lance refused to let go.

Justin slapped the back of Lance's head, and ignored him as he yelped. Just then, JC barged back in the room, followed closely by Chris. JC said, "But, like, you can really fly, right? That wasn't just in the
books? Because, man, flying. That's just, like. That would be --"

Chris tugged him on the shoulder. "JC, man, we've talked about this one, too."

JC twisted away from him prissily, "No, Chris, this is different than that time with the guy with the powder. They don't need powder, do you Harry?"

Lance eyed JC. "You know what Freud thinks an obsession with flying is all about?"

"Harry, come on, let's get out of here." Justin was flushing red, making him look even younger and more pretty than usual.

"It's really fine, Justin. You should see Hermione and Ron go at it sometime."

Joey perked up. "Yeah?" he said.

Justin reached over to smack Joey. "Joey!"

"What?" Joey said. "We should have a girl around to go at it with sometimes, too. It'd be nice. For some of us."

"For a whole whopping one of us, you mean," Lance said.

Harry blushed and glared around the room. "Okay, I think I see what you meant when you said 'queenier than Snape.'"

Lance looked at Justin, plainly intending murder later on, but JC cut in.

"Do you have your broomstick with you?" JC asked earnestly. "Maybe you could, like, come outside and show us all how to fly." He looked over at Joey and said, "Don't you wanna come, Joey?"

Justin groaned. "Nobody is going anywhere to see anything. Except Harry and I are going away."

"So Snape is real, too?" Lance whipped out his Palm Pilot from...somewhere it shouldn't have fit. "You wouldn't happen to know his address off the top of your cutely-messy head, would you?"

"'Fraid not," Harry said over his shoulder as Justin dragged him out one-handed. "He and I always arranged our trysts by owl."

Date: 2003-04-23 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wgsarah.livejournal.com
::laughs::

Oh, honey. Lance and Snape? Dear God.

Date: 2003-04-23 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pop-tarts.livejournal.com
I'd just like to say that I had nuttin' to do with that particular part. really. swear. ;) as innocent as a little doll.

Date: 2003-04-23 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirbybits.livejournal.com
yeah, it's official. going to the special hell. see you there.

Date: 2003-04-23 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glockgal.livejournal.com
I love you till I DIE. You are my absolute fucking hero. LOVE YOU.

(will write more about this later, much squeeing.)

Love. you. pantomime! hee! love. incoherent. will write more soon. (love)

Date: 2003-04-23 10:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pop-tarts.livejournal.com
love love love back, baby girl!! hee! :D

Date: 2003-04-23 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyclogenesis.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha! You guys are cracked, in like the best way possible. This was hilarious. Snape/Lance! So wrong, yet so bizarrely OTP.

Also: Justin/Harry 4EVA <333 OMG LOL!!!11

*cough* That happens sometimes. I'm sorry.

Date: 2003-04-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirbybits.livejournal.com
1. your icon! When Fandoms Collide totally makes me happy.

2. Snape/Lance is my OTP from now on. And isn't Justin/Harry just the culmination of all things teenie? Give the groupies something to salivate over other than JuC.

Date: 2003-04-24 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyn.livejournal.com
Loooooooove your icon!! ::drools all over it::

*claps for a really long time*

Date: 2003-04-23 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ahestele.livejournal.com
While wiping eyes from laughing.

Oh, carino. This was priceless, absolutely wonderful. I can see it, actually SEE it! The whole thing!

I love nothing more than when a writer slings a curve ball so smooth and fast it takes the skin off my palm and gives me a nosebleed.

I (heart) you ever so for this and I am so rec-ing it, like, right now.

Date: 2003-04-24 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nyn.livejournal.com
bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Oh, my sides.

I think I have a couple of new OTP's now. Snape/Lance 4-EVA! Harry/Justin! With the sparkles! And the teenielurve!

Also, this:
"'Fraid not," Harry said over his shoulder as Justin dragged him out one-handed. "He and I always arranged our trysts by owl."

ha!
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Re: the best crack ever

Date: 2003-04-24 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pop-tarts.livejournal.com
*grin* I think that was my line - and if it was, it is SO a meta statement about the fandom. ;) even if it wasn't mine, I'm sure that's what it was.

Date: 2003-04-25 07:01 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-04-25 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glockgal.livejournal.com
Eeeeeeee! Justin/Harry 4 eva!!!!

JC is soooo cute! I love how he’s all curious and interested and excited and oh lord, I can just see him and hear his wirethin excited slurring of “But, like, you can fly right?” And eeee--

Chris raised his hand. "Me and Joe just had a vote: it's funny."

OMGIlovethemsomuchIwannadierightnow. Chris and Joey! Chris!

Justin scowled at them all. "You guys, after everything we've all been through, I'd think you'd be the last to try and judge our love!" Justin's voice cracked on the last word, and he had to take a moment to blink away the tears.

Oh my god, I. Okay, what do I want to say? Justin’s stupid lamby mfeo love makes me coo and laugh at the same time.

Joey muttered something about being left to de-lamb the room.

Eeeheeheeee!! Eeeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeee!

Justin glared at Lance. "Maybe we'd better. You can bring the Gameboy," and ignored Joey's mild warning about taking Chris's things without asking.

Joey is mild like he always is when talking to the boys and Chris doesn’t like his things to be taken because he’s so possessive over his stuff and Lance is all downhome charm and Justin is suspicious and peevish and Harry’s in the middle eeheeheheeeeeeee!

JC twisted away from him prissily, "No, Chris, this is different than that time with the guy with the powder. They don't need powder, do you Harry?"

I want JC to luv and hug and cuddle and sometimes be bitchy, but for the most part just to watch the HP movies with. Is that too much to ask for?

Lance eyed JC. "You know what Freud thinks an obsession with flying is all about?"

Lance is EVIL. (I luv him)

"What?" Joey said. "We should have a girl around to go at it with sometimes, too. It'd be nice. For some of us."

Petulant!Joey makes me want to have his babies. This is driving me NUTS with love for all of them and they are all so cute oh my god I’m gonna turn into a 8 year old soon you just watch because I love them so much.

"'Fraid not," Harry said over his shoulder as Justin dragged him out one-handed. "He and I always arranged our trysts by owl."

<-- is dead. Dead from love, and from Snape/Lance.

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